OMLETE

to ejaculate in a man/womans ear and fold closed so it sticks

my ear is crusty from that omlete

by Michael Lozano September 16, 2007

Omletting

An omletting is when you or someone else was forcefully hit in the face with a minimum of 8 omlettes or fritatas, usually using a t-shirt cannon.

Hey did you hear that Eddie got a good omletting from the kids at the birthday party?

by Eddie Van Bonkhertz May 16, 2019

omlet

Extremely disgusting, yet halarious sexual name for when a guy is getting head and when he busts in the girls ear and folds it over.

"My girlfriend dumped me because i gave her an omlet."

by Donnie November 15, 2004

omlet

the better and easier way of spelling omelette because the actually spelling of it is stupid.

omg bruv i j had Thanksgiving meal in an omlet!

by kaybruv December 01, 2019

omlet

slang, to let

I wuz gon' pop a cap in yo ass but omlet you off this time biatch.

by scott April 29, 2003

omlet

A shortening of onmi-mullet, the stringy, hanging long at all directions aging surfer cut usually used to hid a thinning/receding hairline. The omlet's tendency to hang in the eyes and over the ears and thereby reduce audiovisual input has let to several thousand fatalities involving sharks, moving vehicles, and birds looking for adequate nest building materials.

'Dude, that guy is almost thirty. Its time for him to admit hes not the sandstud of 1997 and get a new haircut. That omlet is just sad. Oh crap! Look out guy, a shark!'

by rancid cheeze November 05, 2007

Omlet

Nickname for a girl with a perfect egg shaped head.

Me: Brandon, you still trying to hook up with omlet?

Brondon: yea I is.

by Derek Lucas October 04, 2006