An ometere is a smart, independent girl, who cares for her family and friends and never lets anyone down. She hates fakeness and she’s always up for a challenge
That’s a kind of OMETERE I need in my life.
Omg she must be OMETERE
The innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a slut, who isn't, and how much of a slut that person is. Often expressed with beeping noises.
Dude 1: Look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
Dude 2: Slut-ometer is on!
Dude 3: beep-beep-beep...
(girl gets closer)
Dude 3: BEEPBEEPBEEP
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.