Omelete 

Omelete - This is where you thrust so enthusiastically into your female partner that you scramble all her eggs!

I hadn't seen Lisa in a month. We went at it so hard, I think we made an omelete!

Omelete by Sean66 September 22, 2005

chin omelete 

the act of busting a load on a girls face, and having it ultimately drip down her chin. the texture of the semen and its elasticity are what create the illusion of eggs, hence the term "chin omelete."

"yo dawg, i gave that slag (insert name here) a nasty chin omelete for breakfast, ya heard?"

chin omelete by Nick Long Island November 8, 2004

Drain the Omelete 

Euphamism for female masturbation

"Sucks for Jacob, he could hear his sister dranining the omelete in her room all night last night."

"That bitch Sally really needs to drain the omelete."

Drain the Omelete by idriveavdub March 5, 2005

Dirty Omelete 

When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.

Me and your mom made a dirty omelete for breakfast.

Dirty Omelete by Dingaroo December 2, 2020

Runny Omelete 

When you insert raw eggs into the girls vagina before you procede to fist them till well beaten. Then you make the girl pour the eggs in a pan and make you breakfast.

guy-"I'm hungry!!!"
girl-"Well I'm horny"
guy-"Well then lets make us a runny omelete!"

Runny Omelete by runny alex October 6, 2008

Dutch Omelete 

The act of having a female companion give a blow job to one male counterpart and a handjob to the other male while under the covers and being dutchovened by both males. This is a remix of the popular dutch oven.

I was blowing Dom and jerkin off Greg when they both farted and made a Dutch Omelete.

Dutch Omelete by Blumpking2 August 16, 2008

Bum Oven Omelete 

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!

I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!

Bum Oven Omelete by Painful Truth February 10, 2022