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WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.
The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!
WTF-ometer by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017
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Slut-ometer 

The innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a slut, who isn't, and how much of a slut that person is. Often expressed with beeping noises.
Dude 1: Look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
Dude 2: Slut-ometer is on!
Dude 3: beep-beep-beep...
(girl gets closer)
Dude 3: BEEPBEEPBEEP
Slut-ometer by WadeWilson January 27, 2010

Give-a-shit-Ometer 

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.
Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!
Give-a-shit-Ometer by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022

kill ometer 

Me: kill ometer. ometer fucking sucks man

Rage-ometer 

The measure of rage accomplished in a single night. Deciding factors include the amount of alcohol consumed, people fucked, and poor decisions made.
Dude, last night was a perfect 10 on the rage-ometer.

Rage-ometer set, let's rage.
Rage-ometer by Addalicia June 2, 2011
The ometer is a device that detects people who say too many slurs. It's just an ometer because the first part is censored.
"Hang on, my ometer beeps whenever i look at David Michael Bennett III!"
ometer by empha September 15, 2023