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Oh, but for fuck's sake!
OBFFS! That was totally uncalled for!
OBFFS, just open the goddamn door before trying to enter!
OBFFS by BobKnudor June 30, 2010
Words you can keep

Offspring 

You are your Mother and Father’s offspring. Offspring is an animal’s young that is produced as a result of sexual intercourse. When applied to humans, offspring is a person’s child or children.

The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.

Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.

In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.
You are the offspring of your mother and father. They had sex so you could be alive.
To depart or make haste to another place.
"Dude, I think I should offski about now."
Offski by Ben Wiggins October 14, 2003

offstream 

As opposed to 'mainstream', means that something is so unique that it doesn't fit the common trends at that time; a very offstream person usually has no apple products in his household and doesn't belong to common social circles, even that of hipsters.
David: Hey Ty, have you heard of this new word 'offstream?'
Tyler: Yeah man, the word itself is so offstream that no one fucking uses it.

Lennie: Hey what are you wearing, man?
Derek: A purple shirt and shit. You wouldn't understand man, I'm offstream.
Lennie: Fuck you.
offstream by AdHa August 10, 2014

Jack of all offs 

A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.
Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.
Jack of all offs by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010

obfuscation 

the action of making something obscure, unclear, or unintelligible in order to deceive how someone may read something, similar to catfishing
Hacking obfuscation caused my computer to get a virus because I clicked on a link for payppal.com instead of paypal.com
obfuscation by destinationnowhere September 11, 2018

The Offspring 

A Southern California based punk band that consists of four members. They have released 7 kick ass albums and one greatest hits album. One of the greatest bands ever.
Time rolls On
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday Laughs
Tommorow cries
-Can't Repeat (2005)
The Offspring by N////A June 30, 2005
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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