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OBFFS

Oh, but for fuck's sake!
OBFFS! That was totally uncalled for!
OBFFS, just open the goddamn door before trying to enter!
by BobKnudor June 30, 2010
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Offspring

You are your Mother and Father’s offspring. Offspring is an animal’s young that is produced as a result of sexual intercourse. When applied to humans, offspring is a person’s child or children.

The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.

Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.

In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.
You are the offspring of your mother and father. They had sex so you could be alive.
by Always striving for Accuracy September 19, 2019
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Offski

"Dude, I think I should offski about now."
by Ben Wiggins October 14, 2003
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offstream

As opposed to 'mainstream', means that something is so unique that it doesn't fit the common trends at that time; a very offstream person usually has no apple products in his household and doesn't belong to common social circles, even that of hipsters.
David: Hey Ty, have you heard of this new word 'offstream?'
Tyler: Yeah man, the word itself is so offstream that no one fucking uses it.

Lennie: Hey what are you wearing, man?
Derek: A purple shirt and shit. You wouldn't understand man, I'm offstream.
Lennie: Fuck you.
by AdHa August 10, 2014
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Jack of all offs

A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.
Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.
by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010
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obfuscation

the action of making something obscure, unclear, or unintelligible in order to deceive how someone may read something, similar to catfishing
Hacking obfuscation caused my computer to get a virus because I clicked on a link for payppal.com instead of paypal.com
by destinationnowhere September 11, 2018
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The Offspring

A Southern California based punk band that consists of four members. They have released 7 kick ass albums and one greatest hits album. One of the greatest bands ever.
Time rolls On
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday Laughs
Tommorow cries
-Can't Repeat (2005)
by N////A June 30, 2005
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