T: hey c nice hat
C: thanks, I picked it up in the offseason
Brown: yo u got any hot sauce
Downstairsians: yeah, picked it up in the offseason
C: thanks, I picked it up in the offseason
Brown: yo u got any hot sauce
Downstairsians: yeah, picked it up in the offseason
by TP & C November 6, 2007
Get the offseason mug.a time of the year when ballers take their game to the next level. This is the best time to get ahead of the game, improve your skills and beat competition.
by vava_e June 1, 2020
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Team that always makes the right moves during the offseason, yet doesn't win anything once the regular season begins...
The jets keep winning the offseason championship trophy every year, yet when the season starts, they fall apart...
by D. Greenberg April 1, 2010
Get the Offseason Champion mug.The period of time from the end of one quidditch season to the start of the next one. As its the only sport in harry potter, sports fans at hogwarts are left with nothing to watch during these six or so months.
similar to the few months after the nfl season ends until the mlb season starts.
similar to the few months after the nfl season ends until the mlb season starts.
Ron: turn off espn. all they're showing is highlights from last month's quidditch championship
harry: maybe if JK Rowling had invented more than one sport we wouldn't be stuck in quidditch offseason.
harry: maybe if JK Rowling had invented more than one sport we wouldn't be stuck in quidditch offseason.
by buttclops March 21, 2010
Get the Quidditch Offseason mug.The period of time following a break up from a relationship in which steady pussy was readily available. This refers to the need to begin jacking off again because the pussy one once cherished in their relationship is no longer available for every-day-use.
This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.
This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.
"Dude, I am about to break up with that cunt; I gotta start hitting the gym and working the forearms to start training for jack off season."
"That sucks!"
"That sucks!"
by MilkMan99 April 15, 2008
Get the jack off season mug.The needless drama that happens when it shouldn't, ie., summer vacation, christmas vacation, february vacation, weekends, etc.
Justin sure is loving this off-season drama, isn't he? He should wait at least until school starts...
by Sinead Grabbert September 1, 2005
Get the Off-Season Drama mug.Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!
by YAWA December 30, 2021
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