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Offseason Champion
Team that always makes the right moves during the offseason, yet doesn't win anything once the regular season begins...
The jets keep winning the offseason championship trophy every year, yet when the season starts, they fall apart...
Offseason Champion by D. Greenberg April 1, 2010
Quidditch Offseason
The period of time from the end of one quidditch season to the start of the next one. As its the only sport in harry potter, sports fans at hogwarts are left with nothing to watch during these six or so months.
similar to the few months after the nfl season ends until the mlb season starts.
similar to the few months after the nfl season ends until the mlb season starts.
Ron: turn off espn. all they're showing is highlights from last month's quidditch championship
harry: maybe if JK Rowling had invented more than one sport we wouldn't be stuck in quidditch offseason.
harry: maybe if JK Rowling had invented more than one sport we wouldn't be stuck in quidditch offseason.
Quidditch Offseason by buttclops March 21, 2010
jack off season
The period of time following a break up from a relationship in which steady pussy was readily available. This refers to the need to begin jacking off again because the pussy one once cherished in their relationship is no longer available for every-day-use.
This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.
This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.
"Dude, I am about to break up with that cunt; I gotta start hitting the gym and working the forearms to start training for jack off season."
"That sucks!"
"That sucks!"
jack off season by MilkMan99 April 15, 2008
Off-Season Drama
The needless drama that happens when it shouldn't, ie., summer vacation, christmas vacation, february vacation, weekends, etc.
Justin sure is loving this off-season drama, isn't he? He should wait at least until school starts...
Off-Season Drama by Sinead Grabbert September 1, 2005
Off-Season Santa
Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!
Off-Season Santa by YAWA December 30, 2021
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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