Offski

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To depart or make haste to another place.

"Dude, I think I should offski about now."

Offski by Ben Wiggins October 14, 2003

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offski-onski

To fix a pooter problem by performing a power on reset.

Have you tried offski-onski ?

offski-onski by alcoops January 10, 2008

Related Words

Offski • offski-onski • offskies • off skiing • offside • offshit • Offside Trap • ofski • offside language • offsidenaldo

offski's

To leave a place before you are supposed to e.g. a classroom

"can we do the offski's"

offski's by Sam Vennall February 11, 2005

offskies

To leave a place fast or to get to another place

The police are there im gunna be offskies before i get caught!

offskies by Jordan46 April 7, 2008

offside tony

This describes all your friends who you play video game hockey with, who do not understand the 'offside' rule in hockey. Anyone who consistently ends up offside, is labeled as an "offside tony".

Your friend has just gone offside for the 3rd straight trip down the ice, "You idiot! Stop being such an offside tony!".

offside tony by mr. m0nyagi December 27, 2006

Strategic Offsite

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

Strategic Offsite by Banditrider7 April 24, 2015

offsidenaldo

Cristiano ronaldo's nickname as he scored alot of gols om offside

Gool de cristiano ronaldo while he was offside but refferes still count the goal
"Offsidenaldo scored another gol on offside"

offsidenaldo by You're name April 22, 2017

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026