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Nonaversary 

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.
I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.

noniversary 

the anniversary of the day you broke up with your spouse/significant other.
the great thing about a noniversary is you don't have to spend any cash, unlike an anniversary
noniversary by James OhhhhNeill April 20, 2009

nonaversary 

The date that you got married to your ex-spouse
I'm celebrating y first nonaversary by getting a boobjob and going to South Beach with my squad.

Unniversary 

An unniversary is the yearly celebration of the day you became divorced. Whether a happy or depressing celebration is up to the participant.
"Let's wish a merry unniversary to Ben, who is celebrating his sixth year since his soul-crushing divorce from Rebecca. How's that loneliness treating you?"
Unniversary by Will Rickabaugh October 19, 2006

Luniversary 

n the date on which an event occurred in some previous month.
Next week my girlfriend and I are celebrating our 6-month luniversary!
Luniversary by John W. Oates December 12, 2003

nonniversary 

What you call your wedding anniversary after you are divorced or separated.
Tomorrow I will be celebrating my 2nd nonniversary.
nonniversary by drguy June 1, 2013