noniversary

the anniversary of the day you broke up with your spouse/significant other.

the great thing about a noniversary is you don't have to spend any cash, unlike an anniversary

by James OhhhhNeill April 20, 2009

noniversary

how non-couples (aka friends with benefits) celebrate the passage of time

Me: For our one-year noniversary, Ben took me back to Charlie's where we had our first date.

Friend: Aww...how sweet.

Me: I know, right. But he still isn't willing to update his FaceBook status.

by Japhray June 14, 2011

Noniversary

What might have been an anniversary had the relationship worked out, but it didn't and you either want to seem cool about it or bitchy. Either way works depending how you use it.

(after breaking up)
Kate: you know what today is right?
Nick: uhh....
Kate: the day we started dating silly!
Nick: right, which we aren't anymore...
Kate: yeah....
Nick: happy noniversary?
Kate: awhhh <3 i regifted the bear you got me by the way.

by Jozytalksalot March 2, 2011

noniversary

An anniversary of something that is no longer in existence, or not very significant anymore.

"Today is the 1 year noniversary of me and Edward's first kiss"

by Molly_saidso April 30, 2009

Nonaversary

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.

I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.

by Faster Redhead May 5, 2016

boniversary

A boniversary is the anniversary of the date you and your partner first fucked.

Jack and V celebrated their boniversary by taking a train trip down to San Diego (sex on on a train--TRAINAL!), the place where it all began.

by VL100214 November 1, 2015

nonaversary

The date that you got married to your ex-spouse

I'm celebrating y first nonaversary by getting a boobjob and going to South Beach with my squad.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016