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noniversary 

how non-couples (aka friends with benefits) celebrate the passage of time
Me: For our one-year noniversary, Ben took me back to Charlie's where we had our first date.

Friend: Aww...how sweet.

Me: I know, right. But he still isn't willing to update his FaceBook status.
noniversary by Japhray June 14, 2011

Noniversary 

What might have been an anniversary had the relationship worked out, but it didn't and you either want to seem cool about it or bitchy. Either way works depending how you use it.
(after breaking up)
Kate: you know what today is right?
Nick: uhh....
Kate: the day we started dating silly!
Nick: right, which we aren't anymore...
Kate: yeah....
Nick: happy noniversary?
Kate: awhhh <3 i regifted the bear you got me by the way.
Noniversary by Jozytalksalot March 2, 2011

noniversary 

An anniversary of something that is no longer in existence, or not very significant anymore.
"Today is the 1 year noniversary of me and Edward's first kiss"
noniversary by Molly_saidso April 30, 2009

Nonaversary 

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.
I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.

boniversary

A boniversary is the anniversary of the date you and your partner first fucked.
Jack and V celebrated their boniversary by taking a train trip down to San Diego (sex on on a train--TRAINAL!), the place where it all began.
boniversary by VL100214 November 1, 2015

nonaversary 

The date that you got married to your ex-spouse
I'm celebrating y first nonaversary by getting a boobjob and going to South Beach with my squad.
nonaversary by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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