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noniversary 

the anniversary of the day you broke up with your spouse/significant other.
the great thing about a noniversary is you don't have to spend any cash, unlike an anniversary
noniversary by James OhhhhNeill April 20, 2009

Sexiversary 

The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
Sexiversary by Kate Charlton June 18, 2008

Exiversary 

a celebration held on the anniversary that you had with an ex in which you do things for yourself, most likely the things your ex never did to celebrate that day. For example go out to dinner, buy yourself flowers,or any other self pampering.
Girl: This year for my exiversary I am going to get my nails done and go out to dinner.
Boy: Great first round is on me!
Exiversary by Miss Jeanine April 2, 2009

Sexiversary 

The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
Sexiversary by Kate Charlton June 19, 2008

negaversary 

A day that is exactly 1 year before the planned event such as wedding (term originally coined by Sean Ryan).
I'm going to get married after a year on this day with Mona. Today is my negaversary and I'm not sure if I'm supposed to take her out.
negaversary by sytelus May 5, 2009

noniversary 

how non-couples (aka friends with benefits) celebrate the passage of time
Me: For our one-year noniversary, Ben took me back to Charlie's where we had our first date.

Friend: Aww...how sweet.

Me: I know, right. But he still isn't willing to update his FaceBook status.
noniversary by Japhray June 14, 2011