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A mystical land in which 99% of human productivity, motivation, and achievement is stored.
I shall do it tomorrow, since most of my productivity, motivation, and achievement is stored.
by out.print("Hello World"); February 11, 2014
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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A mythical period in time which everyone knows about but has no memory of.
A lot of people say that it is the day after today and that tomorrow will be here at midnight, but if you actually wait until midnight it is today again.
Often used by people to put off work as the new required deadline will never arrive.
Dad: Son, tidy your room.
Son: Ill do it tomorrow.
Dad: Get out of my house you lazy shit!
by SteveC74 October 15, 2006
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(noun) The day when all essays currently being written are due.
The hell? Today's Wednesday?! My paper is due tomorrow and I ain't started!
by shouldbewritingessaynow February 17, 2009
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an undetermined time period spanning from never to eternity, often used when talking to a girl
1.i'll call you tomorrow

2. i'll still respect you tomorrow

3. we can talk about this tomorrow
by ballzdeep April 24, 2005
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One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
Do not do today that which you can do tomorrow.
by CLEWGE October 23, 2003
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The best time to do anything you had planned for today.
English report? Eh I'll do it tomorrow.

Get car inspected? Eh I'll do it tomorrow.

Cure for cancer? Eh I'll find it tomorrow.
by Shadybaby November 13, 2011
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