Norkil

My friend April who is a cross between a Nerd and a Dork, which would make her a Nork! So add Nork to the beginning of her name and then adding the letters ... i l at the end of the word nork (these last two letters are the last 2 letters in her first name) and that's what makes up the definition of the word Norkil!

My girlfriend April is the first and only Norkil I have ever meet, and she is fnawesome!

Norkil by AprilRain!! May 17, 2023

norilyn 

There’s nothing quite like her love and there are no words to describe the thing she awakens in a man. There’s something inexplicable that bonds her to you and that’s the thing you’ll always miss if she ever leaves you.

She’s not just a pretty face or a beautiful image, she can touch much more than his body, and that’s why she’s unforgettable.

She’s not afraid and that’s why she’s capable of doing many beautiful things that leave others in awe.

She understands the importance of little things in life and never ceases to surprise you with how easily she touches the hearts of others.

No matter how sweet and inspiring she is, don’t forget that she’s a woman who knows her worth and doesn’t compromise it.

If she is disrespected, she won’t hesitate to leave the situation she’s in because she knows she can take care of herself. She’s not afraid of a broken heart or living life on her own.

If she leaves, feelings won’t. She’ll haunt you and the feelings will stretch throughout time till they turn into regret. That’s why you should treat her accordingly.

Norilyn is a once in a lifetime individual

norilyn by MoonlightElle June 7, 2021

Serena Nörkludvig 

A popular Swedish woman who has been married 7 times. She’s very independent and hardworking, and she has a great taste in men. She’s also very strong and if you disrespect her, she’ll kick you out of the house.

“Gurt looks miserable without Serena Nörkludvig.”
“Right, but she’s better without him. She doesn’t need a man who cheats on her with a turtle.”

Serena Nörkludvig by bobduncan1 March 4, 2020

Norki 

A state of emoness, depression.

Oh man when I saw her, I turned all norki.

Norki by norki21 November 2, 2008

Norvilled 

In the area of Human Resources, if you have an outgoing employee who is either loved

and/or cared for a great deal, or they are unbearable, and you have someone who is not quite available yet who fits the bill perfectly, you hire an employee temporarily not telling them that their position is temporary, wherein they bear the brunt of disdain and bad feelings of friends, fans, or fellow employees and is fired on some trumped up charge to get the final or “permanent” projected employee.

This is named after the famous dynamic between beloved morning anchor Jane Pauley leaving her post on the Today show, replaced with the hapless pawn Deborah Norville, who took all the slings, arrows, hatred and derision from the public, forcing her OUT of the position, only to be replaced by Katie Couric waiting in the wings. Have YOU ever been “Norvilled”?

Norvilled by OmegaRat1 May 2, 2012

norking 

Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!

In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.

norking by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004

norkolepsy

The state of trance a man enters when confronted with a pair of tits.

Sorry about that. I went into norkolepsy when Clavdia come in in that off-the-shoulder ballgown. Just run to the lav for a quick number three. Did I miss anything?

norkolepsy by Lord Grimcock May 15, 2009