norkolepsy
Sorry about that. I went into norkolepsy when Clavdia come in in that off-the-shoulder ballgown. Just run to the lav for a quick number three. Did I miss anything?
norkolepsy by Lord Grimcock May 15, 2009
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horizontal narcolepsy
When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."
Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"
Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."
Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."
horizontal narcolepsy by midleman08 May 11, 2010
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butt narcolepsy
When your ass falls asleep, in the same way that your leg or your arm does. Can occur at any time without warning. It tends to recur, and may be more properly referred to as a chronic condition as such. Reports indicate that some find it pleasant, while others don't.
Person 1: Hey, why is Johnson sitting like that?
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.
Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.
Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.
butt narcolepsy by general_racc April 13, 2017
meeting narcolepsy
I don't know why but each time we have a team meeting, Chris suffers from sudden meeting narcolepsy.
meeting narcolepsy by Hugo V. February 20, 2008
Bar Narcolepsy
Bar Narcolepsy, often shortened to Barcolepsy, is a disorder characterized by a sudden and uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while out drinking with friends. Bar narcolepsy is often triggered by excessive amounts of alcohol.
Bar narcoleptics can often be seen sleeping on couches, stairwells and in extreme cases the floor.
Bar narcoleptics are usually accompanied by friends who try and escape the attention of the bounces by holding them in and upright position and pretending to engage them in conversation.
Bar narcoleptics can often be seen sleeping on couches, stairwells and in extreme cases the floor.
Bar narcoleptics are usually accompanied by friends who try and escape the attention of the bounces by holding them in and upright position and pretending to engage them in conversation.
Friend 1: It's your turn to watch Emily, she has fallen asleep on the couch again.
Friend 2: I think she might have Bar Narcolepsy.
Friend 2: I think she might have Bar Narcolepsy.
Bar Narcolepsy by liquidroom July 11, 2011
narcolepsy
(n) a chronic and usually hereditary sleep disorder in which the person affected will suffer spontaneous bouts of sleep (or "sleep attacks") during the day. Symptoms include: extreme sleepiness, typically followed by sleep attacks and last for fifteen minutes; dream-like hallucinations; sleep paralysis, where you cannot move when you start to fall asleep or just after you wake up; and cataplexy, which is an abrupt loss of muscle tone (basically, your muscles "fail you").
The disorder is not fatal, but can be depending on the situation you find yourself having a sleep episode. There is no cure for narcolepsy at the moment.
The disorder is not fatal, but can be depending on the situation you find yourself having a sleep episode. There is no cure for narcolepsy at the moment.
narcolepsy by MarigoldP July 18, 2012
movie narcolepsy
movie narcolepsy by Ronni* December 24, 2008
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