Short for "No One Escapes Death" from Dead by Daylight. Noed is a hex perk which causes all survivors to suffer the "exposed" status effect once the exit gates have been opened, thus causing survivors to die from one hit from the killer as opposed to two hits. Most killers in Dead by Daylight are usually flamed at for "Being carried by noed".
"lol, imagine being carried by noed"
"Guys he has noed, we have to find and cleanse the hex totem"
1. When you think a confrontation is near with a small group of people but a large group of people show up instead
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law
Billy just got nonged, he thought we was finna fight Fred but Fred brought a squad of 15 Bruh he just nonged the fuck out of there
Teacher- " ok, class, today all I want you to do is..."
class gets excited and hopes they can do basically nothing
Teacher- " go online and do your noredink. I have 3 new assignments for you!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.