Freddy’s moonlight jaunts to the convent washing line over the past year have earned him a whole draw full of nunderwear - including five pairs of push-up bras, ten pairs of stockings, three G-strings, eight pairs of hairshirt knickers, two pairs of Spiderman boxers, a corset and a codpiece.
Tiny underwear that are almost nonexistent.
see thong or g string
usually worn by overweight women who have no right to be seen in it
also a common cause of blindness
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.