Nored

Doing nothing and being bored

Hey hows it going, whats up?
Im nored you?

by mattnike January 4, 2006

nored

the act of doing nothing while bored

Eric i was so nored yesterday i sat in my bed and stared at the wall all day

by evilaznlayos February 15, 2010

nored

1 to be ignored and bored
2 to be super horny
3 to seek gay compainionship
4 to be turned on

1 i feel so nored right now why won't anyone listen to me
2 i am so nored right now , i just gotta shoot a load!
3 i would like to be nored with you; i think you look really nored right now
4 you are making me nored

by black magic 101 February 19, 2008

noped

Noun: A moped that doesn't go.

My moped is buggered - it's a noped.

by Fishyrich April 28, 2015

Noed

Short for "No One Escapes Death" from Dead by Daylight. Noed is a hex perk which causes all survivors to suffer the "exposed" status effect once the exit gates have been opened, thus causing survivors to die from one hit from the killer as opposed to two hits. Most killers in Dead by Daylight are usually flamed at for "Being carried by noed".

"lol, imagine being carried by noed"
"Guys he has noed, we have to find and cleanse the hex totem"

by Goatz4Oatz November 6, 2018

Nordic Five

A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.

I swear the Nordic Five are getting hotter and gayer every season.

by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016

noredink

an ungodly form of torture

Teacher- " ok, class, today all I want you to do is..."
class gets excited and hopes they can do basically nothing
Teacher- " go online and do your noredink. I have 3 new assignments for you!"

entire class has left the class

by Smart_bish May 13, 2019