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a sudden and large decrease
My confidence took a nosedive when I found I had been lied to.
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Snorting very large amounts of cocaine. Also, the former, in addition to failing at what you intended to do as a consequence, thus nosediving twice.
"Wow, the RNC speakers sure took a nosedive tonight!"
nosedive by fromztoa August 24, 2020
When you go to kiss someone and accidentally headbutt them with your nose
Guy 1 : "Dude, I was totally getting on with this girl and then...."
Guy 2 : "Then what?"
Guy 1 : "I nosedived"
Guy 2 : "Oh"
Nosedive by MyTwinBrotherIs.... January 17, 2009
When you penetrate your girlfriends vajayjay while going down on her.
A. So I was going down town with the missus last night and I ended up dunking my nose in her c**t, she freaking loved it!
B. So you nosedived her, hey.
Nosedive by Strange Eliza February 5, 2025
When you penetrate your girlfriends vajayjay while going down on her.
A. So I was going down town with the missus last night and I ended up dunking my nose in her c**t, she freaking loved it!
B. So you nosedived her, hey.
Nosedive by Strange Eliza February 5, 2025

Radio nosedive 

When you are singing a song on the radio and sing the lyrics prematurely
Guy 1: *fucks up*

Guy 2: “nice radio nosedive man”
Radio nosedive by GaY bOi.1 April 15, 2019

Philipino Nosedive 

A sexual act in which you handcuff your partner, (preferably female) to the headboard and dive into her vagina, in hopes to get your whole head inside
Guy 1: why is your girlfriend walking so funny?
Guy 2: i Philipino Nosedived her last night.
Philipino Nosedive by guppy pboi January 21, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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