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Total valentine material. Checks on you every day, knows your schedule, adjusts to your work and other priorities, and helps you build good habits and get rid of bad ones.

Also makes you capable of taking care of yourself so you don't have to find someone else to do it 😉
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't need a date, Nintee is all I need to feel brand new!"
Nintee by Tush04 February 13, 2023
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Nintendon 

A hand or finger tendon that gives a player the quickness and flexibility to master video games, especially games that require great dexterity and precise button pressing sequences.
Tony's Nintendons give him the fast fingers to crush Sang in Street Fighter.
Nintendon by Soleijhee January 3, 2009

Nintendo Blow 

The act of blowing on something that ain't working, presumably to remove dust, in the hope that you will try again and it will work.
Origin: Nintendo cartridges were notoriously sensitive to dust.
Slacker1: Man, this tape wont go in the VCR!
Slacker2: Bro, give it the ol' Nintendo Blow.
Nintendo Blow by Henning January 19, 2004

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS 

Hi, it’s me, Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS

Nintendo Switch Online 

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.
John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"
Nintendo Switch Online by VinMannie September 19, 2018

Nintendo Logic

When, in a Nintendo-published video game, the physics and design that work in the game are totally impossible or rather irregular in real life.
It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.
Nintendo Logic by DonPianta November 8, 2009

Nineteeneightyfouring 

Type: verb
Meaning: Deleting information/evidence in an argument/messages
Person 1: *posts a funny meme*
Person 2 (probably a discord mod): *deletes said funny meme*
Person 1: Why are you nineteeneightyfouring my stuff?
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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