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handled
handled by FarEastBeast916 March 28, 2010
Handled
Person 1:Damn he was on height and fully handled me
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump
Handled by Handlemeister69420 May 17, 2020
handled his baggage
The unusual sex acts performed by a jail-bait male prostitute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heterosexually married gay man (who is loudly homophobic and sanctimonious in public).
See: Hiking in Appalachia
See: Hiking in Appalachia
Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".
handled his baggage by La Reina de la Noche May 6, 2010
Handled Like Titties
The task at hand was dealt with.
Often said with accompanying hand motions that imply: "Squeeze, squeeze... twist, twist."
Or, sometimes you can follow the phrase: "Handled like titties," by then speaking the words: "Squeeze, squeeze, twist, twist."
Often said with accompanying hand motions that imply: "Squeeze, squeeze... twist, twist."
Or, sometimes you can follow the phrase: "Handled like titties," by then speaking the words: "Squeeze, squeeze, twist, twist."
Did you see the Warriors defeat the Lakers last night? The Warriors won, 111-82! The Lakers got "handled like titties!"
Handled Like Titties by Verses 11:48 June 18, 2011
handled JuraSicko
Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
handled JuraSicko by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
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