Ninteening 

It's like a 69, but taken down 50 notches.

We had this whole thing planned, but my soul was crushed from work so we ended up just ninteening until I fell asleep.

Ninteening by wickedragon January 7, 2024

Nintending 

nintending |ninˈtend ing | adjective attrib. (of a person) planning or meaning to play nintendo.

"i am nintending to play goldeneye 64 later on tonight"

Nintending by Ofishial October 16, 2008