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Nintendon't 

A phrase used as a marketing campaign by SEGA during the early 1990's to compete with Nintendo in the home-console market. In promotional material, you would often see the line "SEGA does what Nintendon't" or "Genesis does what Nintendon't" if you lived in North America.
Nintendon't by TheUltimateNugget February 2, 2022

nintendon't 

What you say when you see a video game company come up with a really bad idea or when someone is about to play a bad game. This phrase is used to say that someone should not go through with their shitty idea.
Bob: Did you see the trailer for Call of Duty Infinite Warfare? Joe: Yeah. They should have Nintendon't.

Carl: I'm going to play Paper Mario Color Splash. Karin: Dude, Nintnedon't.

nintendon't 

a comical way to ask someone to stop doing something
person1: *is speaking some bullshit*
person 2: can you Nintendon't

Nintendon't 

When Sega does something better than Nintendo that they have to brag about it
Sega: Genesis does! what nintendon't.
Nintendon't by D1ssygenic October 1, 2022

Genesis Does What Nintendon't 

An advertising campaign created by SEGA in the early 90s to promote the Genesis against the NES.
You can't do this on Nintendo! Genesis Does What Nintendon't!

Nintendo Blow 

The act of blowing on something that ain't working, presumably to remove dust, in the hope that you will try again and it will work.
Origin: Nintendo cartridges were notoriously sensitive to dust.
Slacker1: Man, this tape wont go in the VCR!
Slacker2: Bro, give it the ol' Nintendo Blow.
Nintendo Blow by Henning January 19, 2004