Nerton 

The king of all trolls. Is large and oaf-like and always has his hand in his pocket. Loves to be a bastard and play with Ness in Smash Brothers.

Man that guy is such a troll, he's a Nerton.

Nerton by Hunter Van Hook June 20, 2007

Juice Newton 

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".

Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.

Juice Newton by Nomen Nescio June 4, 2007

joey newton 

a fagit

joey newton is a big gaye fagit

joey newton by big cock rick December 18, 2018

Newton Abbot 

A tiny little town in south devon where everyone knows and has probably slept with everyone by the age of 15 which is made up of...
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it

Lets go to Newton Abbot today......

What will we do?
Lets go to Asda?
Yaaaaaay!

Newton Abbot by S.17 December 2, 2011

ham newton

To indulge in an activity to the highest degree.

Mike Guzzi shouldn’t of smoked so much last night. He was really going ham Newton!

ham newton by Auto February 23, 2019

norton antivirus 

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

norton antivirus by Anonymous September 11, 2003

trigger my norton 

An expression used for a cyber hotty likely to breach one's personal firewall.

Those bikini pics you found online of the nebraska girl's volleyball team are likely to trigger my norton.

trigger my norton by flat-jc September 15, 2009