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an extreme shart that penetrates through your underwear, pants and beyond to the surface beneath you.
The morning after drinking draught beer and pounding wings I trusted a fart at my desk that ended in a full breach.
by Flange Master M January 13, 2008
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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When an exceptionally massive turd crests out of the water, like a humpback whale.

Similar to a "periscope" (where the end of the turd will stick straight up out of the water).

Both of which, really really stink.
"Holy sh-t, I breached, I thought I was gonna die in there."
by h.karl February 20, 2010
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He breached his contract with the team by participating in a rigorous offseason volleyball season.
by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005
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when at least 40% of your finger rips through toilet paper while wiping
Toilet paper may breach during the process of wiping oneself.
by DJ Huda December 30, 2011
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When something was working out okay, and stopped working, a relationship was broken or a breach occured. When a relationship was never a good one to begin with, and both parties knew they didn't get along to begin, no breach took place since there was nothing working previously to break down.
Two people that didn't agree in the first place don't break any agreement since they never agreed on anything. There was no agreement to breach.
by Abel the Little Lamb January 24, 2018
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When your finger (s) break (s) through the toilet paper while wiping your ass.
There was only one scrap of toilet paper left and sure enough, I experienced a breach while wiping.
by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008
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