A small boy that shoots fire at you and only can say "okey".
When Ness said "okey" I felt that
by Bruh_SF_2 December 8, 2019
The kid from the video "Earthbound"
Who also appeared in Super Smash Bros. and Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Ness wins!
by Earthbound Factory 69 May 13, 2004
The absolute embodyment of not giving a fuck. Ness always brings new and crazy ideas. Fucking fabulous at hugging and is not a emotionaly defecit beta. Heterosexual but not afraid to try new things. Count on him to make jokes at the absolute worst time. Dont call him nestle crunch or he will want to rip you another asshole. Excellent roller. Super chill despite his shitty temper. Makes a lot of threats towards the safety of one's testicles. Otherwise, he's fine. Also always give him music playing privelages.
"Have you seen Ness? That bloke is chill."
"Pass the boof Ness"
by Shliplord November 24, 2021
The silent protagonist (nonverbal central character) of the 1994 video game (released by Nintendo) Earthbound, also known as Mother 2 in Japan.

The game is set in 199X. Ness was awoken by a meteor crash in his hometown of Onett and subsequently thrust into a journey across Eagleland where he meets with three friends who help him on his journey to defeat an evil entity known as Giygas. Ness and his friends (Paula, Jeff, and Poo) eventually defeat Giygas (with the help of a very special and important character).

His name, much like the name of his predecessor, Ninten (Mother 1 in Japan, fan-named Earthbound 0 in America), is derived from Nintendo. NES, the acronym of Nintendo Entertainment System, sound as "Ness" when read (Ninten is the first two syllables of Nintendo).

Ness primarily uses a variety of baseball bats in battle (along with other toy-like objects such as yo-yos and slingshots). He is often seen wearing a red baseball cap (with blue visor), yellow and blue striped shirt, blue shorts, red sneakers, and a yellow back pack.

He occasionally suffers from homesickness and therefore needs to call his mother who is back in Onett. He also calls his father to save the game and check on EXP stats and his sister to store/deliver objects for him.
"Your attention please, would the customer from Onett, Mr. Ness, please proceed to the office on the fourth floor. That was customer Ness, fourth floor office...Gwaaaaaaaaagh!" -Department Store Spook
"Listen Ness. I'm going to tell you something very important. You may want to take notes. Ready? ......You're the chosen one." -Talking Rock, in the Underworld
by applebomb January 31, 2007
a ride-or-die chick that is there for you no matter what. Someone that has been your best friend since the early elementary days. expect him/her to be in you r likfe, FOREVER. Because, they will never turn their back on you.
i love you nessssss
by ohhlaalaa May 28, 2010
A fictional character. the cutest of the Super Smash Brothers trilogy character lineup.
Aaahhhhh look how cute Ness is, he just down-whored you!
by Tommy Juel March 14, 2008
Ness is the perfect word when you can't think of any other word. It can be anything you want it to be. Ness can also be used to put emphesis on certain words.
Ness is not a word that you can give an example for. It merely exists. In what plane of existance, I'm not sure. It's just there.
by Ehks D. Fishanda January 27, 2008