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Nipplection

When the nipples on either a man or woman become hard and erect. Specific erection of the female nipple is known as essection.
Look at her! She has got some serious nipplection going on.
Nipplection by Talvin September 25, 2005

nearection

When the penis is not yet a boner but not limp. Gotten when making out with a girl (or guy) but not getting any farther.
After i finished making out with that girl i had to make sure no one would notice the nearection in my pants.
nearection by mur216 March 6, 2004
The physiologial change to a woman's nipples whenever they're cold and/or arroused.

Most visible on women with tight upper torso garments while not wearing a bra.
Man, did you see her nerection?!

Famous nerection celebrity: Victoria Beckham.
nerection by Mad Men OA June 17, 2008

Nephrection 

When one becomes aroused talking about kidneys, kidney function, electrolytes, or looking at urine.
Omg, Lewis had a huge nephrection today in conference with that guy with hyperkalemia.
Nephrection by Gingerbred Dan May 29, 2019
A nerection is an erection of a man or woman's nipples that can happen when cold or horny
Teenage Boy #1: Hey did you see Veronica Mars on TV? She had a sexy nerection!
Teenage Boy #2: No but I saw Tina Heron's nerection on PornHub.
nerection by GEN_Cody January 15, 2016

Ninjection

And out of nowhere, I felt a queasiness, then I realized a ninjection was done onto by the Killer Ralph.
Ninjection by Rex Kwon Do Dojo December 7, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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