Necro-ped
You're a Necro-ped when: The pedophile in you wants to fuck that baby, but the necrophiliac in you says, "Wait 'til it's dead."
homo-necro-pedo-bestiality
to understand the full meaning of this word, we must break it down:
1. Homo - Homosexual
2. Necro - Necrophilia. def. having sex/intercourse with the dead/decease/those who have snuft it/ those pushing up the daisies.
3. Pedo - Pedophile. def. some one who has sex/intercourse with children under the legal age of consent.
4. Bestiality - def. A person who has sex/intercourse with an animal.
Once broken down, the full meaning presents its self: homo-necro-pedo-bestiality is a person who has sex/intercourse with a dead, baby animal of the same sex.
WARNING: this act is illegal in all countries, except a few select areas.
1. Homo - Homosexual
2. Necro - Necrophilia. def. having sex/intercourse with the dead/decease/those who have snuft it/ those pushing up the daisies.
3. Pedo - Pedophile. def. some one who has sex/intercourse with children under the legal age of consent.
4. Bestiality - def. A person who has sex/intercourse with an animal.
Once broken down, the full meaning presents its self: homo-necro-pedo-bestiality is a person who has sex/intercourse with a dead, baby animal of the same sex.
WARNING: this act is illegal in all countries, except a few select areas.
Man 1: man, me and amanda decided to get a little experimental last night, so we did a little homo-necro-pedo-bestiality.
Man 2: ...dude, i'm calling the cops.
Man 2: ...dude, i'm calling the cops.
homo-necro-pedo-bestiality by fattybunta January 2, 2009
homo-necro-peda-philiac
homo-necro-peda-philiac by Martin Payne February 3, 2008
necro-fecal-pedi-feliac
necro-fecal-pedi-feliac by azg August 11, 2008
Negro Pedro
Synonym/Nickname for FC Barcelona footballer Ansu Fati. Originates from former player Pedro Rodriguez who was also a Barcelona winger.
Negro Pedro by BIGMFLUDD May 2, 2021
necropedopyrodendrophiliac
Did Kevin just cut down that sapling, put it in the fireplace, then have sex with it?
Yeah, he's a necropedopyrodendrophiliac.
Yeah, he's a necropedopyrodendrophiliac.
necropedopyrodendrophiliac by SinceriT April 10, 2011
necropedophile
necropedophile by niggasense February 27, 2005
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