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childrens 

Humans of school attending age,as redefined by the current U.S President George W Bush...
his assertion being that "Childrens do learn"
was he just quirkily answering his own question?
"Is our children learning?
surely that would have been...
"yes they is"
"As yesterday's positive report card shows,childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured"
..to which one might respond..
"oh they does do they ,when does it and are?"
U.K members ,see under Prescottism
or Prescott...oh the irony
childrens by chris morrell December 21, 2007
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childrens 

singular of children..
as redefined by George W Bush
..."childrens do learn"
a typical response being..
"i knows they does"
childrens by chris morrell December 21, 2007

childrens 

Plural of children,as used by an arsehole.
.."childrens do learn" Dubya Bush
childrens by chris morrell January 6, 2008

Childrens Beach 

The ultimate hook up spot for nantucket summer kids. Safe place for your children by day, crack house by night. An average town night isn't complete without it and you're bound to make memories while you're there. Usually grown out of by sophomore year, but every time you come back you can't help but reminisce.
"Did you hear about what happened at Childrens last night?"

"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"

childrens hospital 

A place where kids go when they're sick.
Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital
childrens hospital by chris January 4, 2005

Childrens Institute 

A dumbed down, children's version of the Basic Seminar. Children are organized into teams of 5-15 and carry on bible lessons as well as arts and crafts.
"Hey is that basic seminar going to have a Children's Institute?"
Childrens Institute by jay February 21, 2005

childrens tears 

Best mug for Mr. Huffman
Mr. Huffman Drinks childrens tears
childrens tears by Lolgai May 10, 2019
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Pee Calculus

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