“Said Mrs. Carmichael to her 17-year-old daughter, ‘if you are going to pleasure yourself dear, be sure to use the edible end of the carrot, not the rutledge’”.
(Verb) To pull just enough of a penis out of one’s mouth to apologize for an offense. Variation on the “Milton Berle” (pulling just enough of one’s penis out to show that it’s larger than another, but no more)
Named after Rutledge, PA, where local legend holds that one of the town’s namesakes regularly offered oral sex to avoid punishment from law enforcement.
“Dan’sgoing to have to Rutledge me for forgetting his manners.”
A last name originating from the Ottoman Empire in the early 20th century after their collapse. This name was bestowed upon those who were seen as lesser than most due to their lack of intelligence and primal-like instincts. People with this name usually had fewer brain cells than most, and particularly failed at almost every aspect of life.
Damn that Rutledge kid must’ve gotten into school because he can throw a ball, not because he actually succeeded in school.
When you happen onto a dirt road in Rutledge, GA, and you happen to be menstruating but wanting to have sex. To turn on your partner, you take your tampon out in front of him, lick it seductively, and then throw it over a bridge. Usually after this happens, you'll notice if your partner is completely grossed out or totally horny from your little show. If he happens to be horny, you jump on his dick and give him the best fuck of his life. If grossed out, then obviously your partner is lame, and you are just shit out of luck. Sorry.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*