Neck Dick
When a guy is getting deepthroated by Phil Barrata and you can see a bump in his neck because the penis is so far down the esophogus.
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goose neck dick
A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
goose neck dick by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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Dick neck
A form of man cleavage. The wearing of low rise jeans in order to expose the base of the penis. The male response to females wearing low cut tops.
Hey broseph, your DICK NECK's really been turning heads tonight." "Suzie, did you see Tommie tonight? He sure is showing a lot of DICK NECK... I'm practically running down my leg!
Dick neck by Kremsley Furgleberger November 29, 2010
Dick Neck
Dick Neck by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Dick Neck
A word/phrase used to insult or taunt somebody because their neck resembles a dick or they have a birthmark/scar on thier neck that looks like a dick. Variants of the phrase are 'Cock Throat', 'Adam's Dick' , 'Penis Esophagus'.
Person 1: Haha you look stupid
Person 2: Oh yea? Well you've got a dick neck!
Everybody: LOLOLOL!! Hahahaha
Person 2: Oh yea? Well you've got a dick neck!
Everybody: LOLOLOL!! Hahahaha
Dick Neck by ODST Wilshire May 21, 2008
dick neck
Steroid User. When a man has juiced up so much he no longer has a determinable neck. Typically roid rage has set in, hence the dick.
dick neck by Bud E Love May 2, 2003
Dick Neck Punch
Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.
Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
Dick Neck Punch by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012
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