46 definitions by Christian

Jesus

1. An awesome person who sacrificed himself for us, so all you people giving stupid definitions, seriously SHUT UP!! Jesus will forgive you, though.

1. Jesus, who is in fact one of the koolest people i know, well i dont KNOW him, but he's kool.

by Christian March 17, 2005

simultate

this is totally gay.

"i dont know how to interact with REAL people, so i simulate with people i meet off of message boards."

by Christian February 4, 2005

CeeNiK

The sexiest man on EARTH

by Christian July 17, 2003

Northy

Northy is someone, who has a lot of power.

Northy owns the company

by Christian October 30, 2003

banana

A large peice of crap covered with yellow piss

Dude, i just made the biggest banana!

by Christian April 21, 2005

Furkin

Another versionf fucking, but not to be used in the sexual sense, the only one to be used in circumstances where you are incredibly annoyed at someone when you're irish

youre a furkin arsehole you furkin arsehole

by Christian August 4, 2003

Blunker

stragne fart, with a sound of monstrous proportions, to a regular fart. Usually a powerfull fart, exhaled slowly, sounds like a speedboat engine.

"omg u smell that shit?"
"yeah, was a right blunker that wannit"
"indeed"

by Christian October 1, 2003