Narshed

Commonly used to describe something or someone being in a difficult situation, close to failure or defeat, and struggling to recover. Synonymous with being ‘on the ropes’

‘John had 7 pints last night, he was narshed off’

‘Did you see how much sauce he put on his plate? That plate was narshed’

Narshed by Jmarshandsons October 16, 2026

Nashed 

To make someone think they are getting a really good deal, when really you are.

Did you see what I just sold that guy? I totally Nashed him.

Nashed by UhYeahIDid April 9, 2011

Nashed 

The term used for someone who gets extremly intoxicated and proceeds to do something epic at a party, wedding or social gathering.

"Dude did you see that guy last night? He was completly Nashed, downed half a bottle of vodka and threw up on the bride...epic"

Nashed by TheNash24 February 14, 2012

fuck narsed

To get extremely drunk

Lad are you game to get fuck narsed tonight or what?

fuck narsed by OriginalGoujon August 2, 2017

Nashed 

Verb - To patronise, demean and to generally have a managerial cock-like attitude towards colleagues and co-workers.

A: "Errrrr... is that the correct printer cartidge?"
B: "Oh my God, he just nashed me to hell and back about a printer cartridge."

Nashed by johnny_nasher January 16, 2009

Kate Nashed 

To be so annoyed with someone you have to listen to Kate Nash's 'Shit Song' in order for to calm you down.

Victoria: "Mark cunted at me so much last night that I got seriously Kate Nashed with him."
Peter: "Calm down and put a pad in!"

Kate Nashed by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Nashed 

To be absolutely pulverised, bashed, smashed, stabbed, shot. Or have any physical harm done to you by another human. (Preferably with the last name of “Nash”)

You're Gonna Get Nashed.
Dude, You Got So Nashed.
That Guy Nashed You Up.

Nashed by Oh Really fool? September 3, 2006