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A fart that occurs in nasal passage when performing a sexual action, involving the penis being inserted to the nose
OH man did you hear that Kayla narted when Ryan was giving her a nose job at that party? That's dirty
Narted by goldfish420 July 27, 2011
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To be both wasted and naked at the same time, or in most cases, nikked
why is he running around naked?
he just drank 3 bottles of tequila.
wow, he's really nasted.
nasted by Daonocto January 14, 2008
A past tense feeling of nasty.
It nasted me out when I watched the chicken cook on the stove
Nasted by Niki Gee June 9, 2019
A derivative of 'wasted' always recited with the accompanying hand-to-forehead gesture.

Other forms include: 'Spiderman Nasted'
NAYYYYSTEEDD, WOOSH! ::hand to forehead + hand extension::
nasted by Mikey Poo December 29, 2004
to nasty to handle and just completely outrageous and aweosme
joseph caroulo is looking narstee today😲
narstee by Kindle Mulugoon May 8, 2018
NARTED is the past tense of nut
Yeah I fucked this girl a while ago I NARTED in her
NARTED by Anarchists May 29, 2018