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A fart that occurs in nasal passage when performing a sexual action, involving the penis being inserted to the nose
OH man did you hear that Kayla narted when Ryan was giving her a nose job at that party? That's dirty
Narted by goldfish420 July 27, 2011
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To be both wasted and naked at the same time, or in most cases, nikked
why is he running around naked?
he just drank 3 bottles of tequila.
wow, he's really nasted.
nasted by Daonocto January 14, 2008
A past tense feeling of nasty.
It nasted me out when I watched the chicken cook on the stove
Nasted by Niki Gee June 9, 2019
A derivative of 'wasted' always recited with the accompanying hand-to-forehead gesture.

Other forms include: 'Spiderman Nasted'
NAYYYYSTEEDD, WOOSH! ::hand to forehead + hand extension::
nasted by Mikey Poo December 29, 2004
to nasty to handle and just completely outrageous and aweosme
joseph caroulo is looking narstee today😲
narstee by Kindle Mulugoon May 8, 2018
NARTED is the past tense of nut
Yeah I fucked this girl a while ago I NARTED in her
NARTED by Anarchists May 29, 2018
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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