8 definitions by MaddieClip

Lady Moonbiz: "There must be a station closer than this. I'm wet and I'm cold. I can't believe how much a tub of sweets costs at the theatre. I hate walking. You're bedroom is always freezing. I really wanted a snowman."
Kaiser: "Quit cunting at me douche."

Woolly: "I haven't been minting for ages, have you?"
Kate: "I totally minted my friend from the States the other day, I told her I had an STD and she should get herself checked out when in fact I don't. Owned."

Mad: "Why did you change your status on Facebook?"
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."

Squeak: "Whatever. Don't judge me. It's not my fault I'm a muppetaholic."

Eric: "So do you like Butters then?"
Kyle: "No, not at all. She's just an FBF."
Eric: "Woah, that's harsh, she seems really nice but I guess I would too. Chins up."

Pierre: I was sat quite happily in my boxer shorts and that beast Madeleine performed the Hippppooooken move on me and I was suddenly naked.

Crab: "Did you have a good weekend in Camden?"
Peter: "I met an absolute ho and indulged in some hostelling."
Crab: "I bet you hostelled her good?!"