Minting

The act of asking someone if they want a mint after they been owned. Variations - minted.

Woolly: "I haven't been minting for ages, have you?"
Kate: "I totally minted my friend from the States the other day, I told her I had an STD and she should get herself checked out when in fact I don't. Owned."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Cunting

The act of moaning at someone for ages and about everything which is different from expressing an opinion. Variations - "to be cunted at".

Lady Moonbiz: "There must be a station closer than this. I'm wet and I'm cold. I can't believe how much a tub of sweets costs at the theatre. I hate walking. You're bedroom is always freezing. I really wanted a snowman."
Kaiser: "Quit cunting at me douche."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Mothering Friend

When a friend acts like your mother and tells you off for doing/saying something wrong.

Mad: "Why did you change your status on Facebook?"
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Kate Nashed

To be so annoyed with someone you have to listen to Kate Nash's 'Shit Song' in order for to calm you down.

Victoria: "Mark cunted at me so much last night that I got seriously Kate Nashed with him."
Peter: "Calm down and put a pad in!"

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Hostelling

The act of meeting a stranger, taking them back to a shared hostel room and sleeping with them when other people are in the room. Variations - hostelled.

Crab: "Did you have a good weekend in Camden?"
Peter: "I met an absolute ho and indulged in some hostelling."
Crab: "I bet you hostelled her good?!"

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Muppetaholic

Being addicted to having sex while watching films that contain muppets.

Squeak: "Whatever. Don't judge me. It's not my fault I'm a muppetaholic."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

FBF

Fuck buddy friend. Someone who you use purely for sex.

Eric: "So do you like Butters then?"
Kyle: "No, not at all. She's just an FBF."
Eric: "Woah, that's harsh, she seems really nice but I guess I would too. Chins up."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009