cunted

very drunk

We staggered out of this bar at 2am - absolutely cunted

by Bob C December 20, 2002

cunted

cunted very drunk.!

jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!

by tic tacs aye May 04, 2009

cunted

extremely alcoholised: regrettably.

(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"

by james November 16, 2003

cunted

To have one's penis removed in the process of going through a sexchange.

First I had my breast enlargement, then I went for the main operation where I was cunted.

by radioartichoke April 20, 2009

cunted

fucked off yer trolley
pissed as a fart
completely wanked

check his eyes....he's 'cunted'

by ana cooper March 19, 2003

cunted

A replacement word for broken or wrecked.

1. Fuck, i shouldn't have driven my car over that cliff. Now its cunted.

2. I left my paper hat collection out in the rain last night and now its cunted.

by PUNK April 08, 2005

cunted

The sort of thing neds say to one another make themselves sound hard

See youse, ure oll gonna get cunted!

Aw man, I wiz cunted at the weekend

by BrettS June 11, 2005