Narkt

When someone says something to you that is an assumption in a unpleasant and somewhat rude sense whilst trying to come off as innocent.

*You*: says something off topic
*Person*: I'm guessing you didn't take your medicine.

Ex:
Wow, you just really just f###ing Narkt' me. You're a piece of shit.

Can only be used in past tense.

by Big Woosher N8 July 4, 2019

NAKtard

a wannabe "investor" so stupid he's still buying stock in a fictitious goldmine more than 10-years after the scam was revealed

Typical NAKtard statement: I am very smart ... in fact, a "very stable genius"... I will never sell a single share of my long-held bag of worthless mining stock, even though I could get a dime-on-the-dollar today!

by Eppypotamus August 15, 2019

narto

Better version of Naruto

Hey mom can we get narto?

by OklahomaCalifornia October 5, 2020

narker

A person who habitually talks about themselves and never asks about the other person's life in conversations. This same individual could have other narcissistic tendencies that continually inflate their ego.

I just had dinner with a co-worker who bogarted the conversation for an entire two hours...she was a total narker!

by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

aw narts

when something happens that is unfortunate and you feel the need to express it using a term like aw narts. similar to "aw man" but narts is cooler.

*stubs toe*
"AW NARTS"

by chickachicachickadinna June 1, 2016

Narsticles

Hideous growths on one's face or arms, extremely contageous. Orig: Twisle my twisler...aka andrew murchinson

Narsiff narsed my narsticles last night in cod.

by Tony MP5k Duca June 15, 2010

narkware

Computer software that 'phones home' via the internet without your express permission (e.g. Microsoft Windows Genuine Advantage) to inform the vendor that their software is being used without a valid license.

That damn WGA program just connected to Microsoft's server again. Damn narkware! I don't see how this can be a "Genuine Advantage"!

by Burnin4tor March 1, 2007