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Narkt 

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When someone says something to you that is an assumption in a unpleasant and somewhat rude sense whilst trying to come off as innocent.
*You*: says something off topic
*Person*: I'm guessing you didn't take your medicine.

Ex:
Wow, you just really just f###ing Narkt' me. You're a piece of shit.

Can only be used in past tense.
Narkt by Big Woosher N8 July 4, 2019
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NAKtard

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a wannabe "investor" so stupid he's still buying stock in a fictitious goldmine more than 10-years after the scam was revealed
Typical NAKtard statement: I am very smart ... in fact, a "very stable genius"... I will never sell a single share of my long-held bag of worthless mining stock, even though I could get a dime-on-the-dollar today!
NAKtard by Eppypotamus August 15, 2019
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Related Words
Narktemplar • Narkt • nark • Nart • narsty • Narked • narst • narkle • Nartard • Narting

narto 

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Better version of Naruto
Hey mom can we get narto?
narto by OklahomaCalifornia October 5, 2020
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narker 

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A person who habitually talks about themselves and never asks about the other person's life in conversations. This same individual could have other narcissistic tendencies that continually inflate their ego.
I just had dinner with a co-worker who bogarted the conversation for an entire two hours...she was a total narker!
narker by Cnlefae April 23, 2017
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aw narts 

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when something happens that is unfortunate and you feel the need to express it using a term like aw narts. similar to "aw man" but narts is cooler.
*stubs toe*
"AW NARTS"
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Narsticles 

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Hideous growths on one's face or arms, extremely contageous. Orig: Twisle my twisler...aka andrew murchinson
Narsiff narsed my narsticles last night in cod.
Narsticles by Tony MP5k Duca June 15, 2010
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narkware 

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Computer software that 'phones home' via the internet without your express permission (e.g. Microsoft Windows Genuine Advantage) to inform the vendor that their software is being used without a valid license.
That damn WGA program just connected to Microsoft's server again. Damn narkware! I don't see how this can be a "Genuine Advantage"!
narkware by Burnin4tor March 1, 2007
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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