Nartard

A next level ass eating retard

That nartard knows how to chow down.

by Tdiddy5 March 11, 2017

Nartard

A Naruto obsessed retard.

"Why is Jerome running around the track like that?"
"Don't pay attention to him dude, he's kind of a nartard."

by notapollo January 14, 2020

Nartard

Nar·Tard n.
1. The result of being a Nark and a Retard.
2. One who is a Nartard

Callum.. your such a Nartard...

by anon. E. mus August 10, 2005

NARTARD

A First Aid NPC who takes what they are told by first aid companies as gospel without question, and regurgitates it as fact.

Jeff, is such a NARTARD he says no other tourniquets work because he's only ever used one with a windlass.

by Minister of Propaganda March 18, 2019

NAKtard

a wannabe "investor" so stupid he's still buying stock in a fictitious goldmine more than 10-years after the scam was revealed

Typical NAKtard statement: I am very smart ... in fact, a "very stable genius"... I will never sell a single share of my long-held bag of worthless mining stock, even though I could get a dime-on-the-dollar today!

by Eppypotamus August 15, 2019

nastards

Way to say: "Nasty Bastards!"

After moo kicked Tang, she went insane and started calling us nastards!!11one!

by Carzum October 17, 2009

Narutard

A mixture of two words, 'Naruto' and 'Retard,' a Narutard is a huge anime fan of the anime/manga series Naruto. They love the characters truly, by cosplaying their characters with cheap clothing. Anyone could be a Narutard with ease, such as I.

Narutards usually didn't read the manga or watch the Japanese version of it. They usually fantasize about yaoi/yuri pairings that are unbelievable, like if this one guy kissed this other guy and married each other.

Also, if one is a Narutard, they are most likely to post definitions here on Urban Dictionary about their most loved characters and most hated characters.

Narutards usually are too crazy fans of the anime/manga Naruto. They do crazy things if they love the series.

by MisaTange July 5, 2009