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"Why is Jerome running around the track like that?"
"Don't pay attention to him dude, he's kind of a nartard."
Nartard by notapollo January 14, 2020
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NarĀ·Tard n.
1. The result of being a Nark and a Retard.
2. One who is a Nartard
Callum.. your such a Nartard...
Nartard by anon. E. mus August 10, 2005
A First Aid NPC who takes what they are told by first aid companies as gospel without question, and regurgitates it as fact.
Jeff, is such a NARTARD he says no other tourniquets work because he's only ever used one with a windlass.
a wannabe "investor" so stupid he's still buying stock in a fictitious goldmine more than 10-years after the scam was revealed
Typical NAKtard statement: I am very smart ... in fact, a "very stable genius"... I will never sell a single share of my long-held bag of worthless mining stock, even though I could get a dime-on-the-dollar today!
NAKtard by Eppypotamus August 15, 2019

nastards 

After moo kicked Tang, she went insane and started calling us nastards!!11one!
nastards by Carzum October 17, 2009

Narutard 

A mixture of two words, 'Naruto' and 'Retard,' a Narutard is a huge anime fan of the anime/manga series Naruto. They love the characters truly, by cosplaying their characters with cheap clothing. Anyone could be a Narutard with ease, such as I.

Narutards usually didn't read the manga or watch the Japanese version of it. They usually fantasize about yaoi/yuri pairings that are unbelievable, like if this one guy kissed this other guy and married each other.

Also, if one is a Narutard, they are most likely to post definitions here on Urban Dictionary about their most loved characters and most hated characters.
Narutards usually are too crazy fans of the anime/manga Naruto. They do crazy things if they love the series.
Narutard by MisaTange July 5, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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