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naperville 

The only city in the entire world where cops outnumber the teenagers.
"Naperville has 5.3 cops per teenager"
naperville by Cullum December 28, 2005

nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.
(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)
nappers rage by Lil gummy July 27, 2017
Someone who steals other people’s social media content for the sake of gaining clout. Someone who sends tweets you’ve liked into the group chat to gain approval without giving your credit.
*Ewan likes a tweet*

*Noah sees this and sends said tweet into the group chat*
*group chat laughter*
Ewan: Nabber Bradley strikes again

Group chat: oh Noah why you such a nabber?
Noah: I nab therefore I am
Nabber by Thewholetruth January 21, 2021

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

power napper 

A person who can fall asleep/take a nap at anytime of the day, at any place in the world, in any situation and then wake up like a Phoenix reborn from the ashes.
Tom: Wow how can you fall asleep that fast? We were chatting fine and the minute I looked away, you started snoring.
Carrie: What can I say, I'm a power napper.
power napper by April_S September 5, 2016

Napierboyzified 

Noun: The name given to a person who has completed the tragic cycle that turns otherwise good and pure little boys are into douchebag's and hoodrat niggers who think its a challenge to see who can act the dumbest at a party that night and who can talk like they're the biggest, hardest Maori when they're all actually white, while they brag about how much weed they smoke
Oh that just Reuben Cooper, he's been Napierboyzified