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Has a penis big enough to smash an army of 10,000 troops back to curryland
Did u see reubens penis
Ye it’s so big
by Big shlong 6969 December 02, 2018
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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Reuben is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has the most kindest most loving heart and always lights up the room with his smile. He is forgiving and very understanding especially when you need someone to talk to. He makes all the girls hearts flutter and is just perfect. He is very cute and charming. He is absolutely the coolest most lit guy you will ever meet. This guy is amazing.
Person one - ohmygosh that guy Reuben is so cute!
Person two - he just melts my heart just by looking at him
Person three - Reuben is definitely a shnack

Person four - geez guys don’t be cringey
by Trashbag93 October 21, 2018
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has the most amazing smile, keeps a lot of people happy and just flat out amazing. he makes my heart beat just by noticing me.
Reuben calls instagram, instagucci
by beeeppV1 May 12, 2015
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Hes the most amazing guy u will ever meet once you get to know him you will fall in love with everything about him and his humour the way he makes you laugh and makes you the happiest you wouldnt know what to do without him he truly is ur world and the best
Reubens gf: Reubens so amazing like woah ugly girl: Yh he is. his amazing gf:be jealous bitch
by Reubensamazinggf August 27, 2019
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Amazing guy! Always attractive; says the funniest words; always funny and good to be around for a smile
Reuben has Instagucci
by amdahu April 14, 2015
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Reuben is an amazing friend to have and you will regret falling out with him. He is usually blonde with blue eyes and quite tall and has an AMAZING singing voice! You will have mixed feelings for him but that's ok because at the end of the day, he is the ultimate person and friend to be around
Reuben you really are amazing!
by Sammieeeeeeexoxo September 15, 2017
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