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A Reuben is a master of wit at all social gatherings; including, yet not exclusive to birthdays, anniversaries and wakes. Although not considered conventionally attractive a Reuben generally possesses a rugged & deshevelled grace that ensnares young women. He is most mens intellectual superior and loved by all women. Tenacious in all sexual and romantic persuits, a Reuben is an ideal lover. Upon encountering a Reuben it is important to know that his weakness is liquor, breasts and pop music (his strengths lay in devouring all three).
Person A: That was the best conversation, coffee & sex I've ever had. You wouldn't happen to be called Reuben, would you?

Person B nods silently.
by MissMarlane April 06, 2011
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portraying police in a positive or helpful light, when in reality they are the violent fascist tools of an authoritarian military state
β€œThat show is all copaganda. No such thing as a good cop.”
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has the most amazing smile, keeps a lot of people happy and just flat out amazing. he makes my heart beat just by noticing me.
Reuben calls instagram, instagucci
by beeeppV1 May 14, 2015
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Reuben is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has the most kindest most loving heart and always lights up the room with his smile. He is forgiving and very understanding especially when you need someone to talk to. He makes all the girls hearts flutter and is just perfect. He is very cute and charming. He is absolutely the coolest most lit guy you will ever meet. This guy is amazing.
Person one - ohmygosh that guy Reuben is so cute!
Person two - he just melts my heart just by looking at him
Person three - Reuben is definitely a shnack

Person four - geez guys don’t be cringey
by Trashbag93 October 21, 2018
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the most irritating person alive, but you somehow feel so unconditionally and irrovacbly in love with him that you can't help but adore him.
A douchebag but you love him, and you just can't help it.
i love you reuben you utter prick.
by reubenlover June 24, 2009
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Reuben is an amazing friend to have and you will regret falling out with him. He is usually blonde with blue eyes and quite tall and has an AMAZING singing voice! You will have mixed feelings for him but that's ok because at the end of the day, he is the ultimate person and friend to be around
Reuben you really are amazing!
by Sammieeeeeeexoxo September 15, 2017
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Amazing guy! Always attractive; says the funniest words; always funny and good to be around for a smile
Reuben has Instagucci
by amdahu April 14, 2015
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