by Gurkha July 30, 2003
Get the Mutka mug.Rarest speices alive. Like a diamond she will shine and be special in her own way.
Kicks asses if u mess with her or her loved ones. The cutestand most heartful person. U will meet her in the most akward moments but never let go. She is someone who will go through anything for u. Her smile will enlighten ur life. Be proud if u find one.
Kicks asses if u mess with her or her loved ones. The cutestand most heartful person. U will meet her in the most akward moments but never let go. She is someone who will go through anything for u. Her smile will enlighten ur life. Be proud if u find one.
by SHREKISCOOL May 15, 2018
Get the Muskan mug.The scale to judge the quality of a bladejob in a wrestling match. The name comes from a particularly bloody match with The Great Muta and Hiroshi Hase, where Muta gigged himself so hard that he, Hase, the mat, and even the ref were covered in Muta's blood. From then on, it was decided that that that would be the standard that bladejobs would be judged by, that is 1.0 Muta and you adjust up or down depending on the match you're watching. For instance, The Undertaker hit 1.2 Muta in that match where he did a bladejob so ill that he was bleeding in Brock Lesnar's mouth, the famous match between Ric Flair and Lex Luger that was stopped due to blood even though Luger was about to win saw Luger do a pathetic .02 bladejob. Hell, it was such a weak bladejob that the cut had already closed itself by the time the decision was announced.
Tommy Dreamer hit 0.9 on the Muta scale at the first One Night Stand PPV, the part where Tommy hugs Beulah and she comes away with a ton of blood in her hair is pretty gross. Yeah, they're married in real life, but that's still gross.
by A.C. Sativa March 8, 2013
Get the Muta Scale mug.She is the best human being you will ever meet in your life. She is brutally honest even though the truth might hurt, but at the end of the day, she will be the only one you can trust at the end of the day. She is also the great wing woman in the history of the world. If you're having girl/ boy troubles she will be the one to ask. She is a queen and a goddess, and you do not miss with her, ever. you better respect her with all the pride you have in your body.
guy 1: hey bro, I really like this girl but I don't know if she like me back...
guy 2: Oh, really. you should ask Muskaan she can hook you up with some tea. But don't expect too much, the truth hurts sometimes you know.
guy 2: ok, lol, go it
guy 2: Oh, really. you should ask Muskaan she can hook you up with some tea. But don't expect too much, the truth hurts sometimes you know.
guy 2: ok, lol, go it
by oooofofofoffofoboiiii February 8, 2019
Get the Muskaan mug.n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.
by edipus March 27, 2011
Get the Mukamel syndrome mug.(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.
(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.
(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.
(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.
(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.
(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.
(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
by nicky benz March 11, 2011
Get the Mukamel mug.Simply the best one you can find on the planet. One who doesn't believe in competition. Why? Because she is already on the top of the fucking Food Chain. Loveable. Worth your Life. BEWARE: ONCE YOUR HEART IS GIVEN IT WON'T COME BACK EASILY FROM THIS PERSON.
by FrankFuckingUnderwood October 8, 2015
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