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To be high on weed. From the Wu-Tang song M.E.T.H.O.D. Man.
I gat fat bags of skunk, I got white owl blunts, and I'm about to go get lifted, yes I'm about to go get lifted.
by A.C. Sativa June 03, 2013
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The scale to judge the quality of a bladejob in a wrestling match. The name comes from a particularly bloody match with The Great Muta and Hiroshi Hase, where Muta gigged himself so hard that he, Hase, the mat, and even the ref were covered in Muta's blood. From then on, it was decided that that that would be the standard that bladejobs would be judged by, that is 1.0 Muta and you adjust up or down depending on the match you're watching. For instance, The Undertaker hit 1.2 Muta in that match where he did a bladejob so ill that he was bleeding in Brock Lesnar's mouth, the famous match between Ric Flair and Lex Luger that was stopped due to blood even though Luger was about to win saw Luger do a pathetic .02 bladejob. Hell, it was such a weak bladejob that the cut had already closed itself by the time the decision was announced.
Tommy Dreamer hit 0.9 on the Muta scale at the first One Night Stand PPV, the part where Tommy hugs Beulah and she comes away with a ton of blood in her hair is pretty gross. Yeah, they're married in real life, but that's still gross.
by A.C. Sativa March 08, 2013
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"Shouldn't we help him?"
(sarcastic)"That's a great idea, let's hop out the van so we can all get nipped."
by A.C. Sativa May 05, 2013
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Something that no longer exists, and hasn't for a long time. Many of the cars produced "Big 3" (Chrysler is now owned by Italian company Fiat BTW, so it's really the big 2 now) are made in Mexico or other foreign nations, while Toyota, BMW, and other foreign car companies have plants in the U.S. Either way, the majority of the parts in the car come from Japan, China, and Korea anyway.
Chevy Owner: "Junk that Beemer and BUY AN AMERICAN CAR!
BMW Owner: "That piece of shit Cobalt was made in Mexico, my 325i was made in South Carolina."
by A.C. Sativa March 10, 2013
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A household garage.
Moe: "Ohh, Mr. fancy man, a garage..."
Homer: "Well, what do you call it?"
Moe: "I call it a carhole."

(later on) Homer: "A counterfiet jeans ring running out of my carhole, I gotta tell the guys!"
by A.C. Sativa June 05, 2013
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Main character from the TV show King of the Hill. Successfully used crack as fishing bait. Hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). Has an irrational hatred of charcoal and Thatherton Fuels. Drinks as much (if not more) beer as Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like Homer and Peter.
Hank Hill was born in the ladies room at Yankee Stadium, not in Texas.
by A.C. Sativa May 01, 2012
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