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Mustashing 

(Verb.) An act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.
*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*

-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!

*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*

-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.
Mustashing by Mr_Wagner July 28, 2012
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Yellow Mustarding 

Annoying somebody to the extent that it is no longer funny. Results tend to be less angry and more desperate and confused.
Dude stop it you’re being so unoriginal nobody but you thinks it’s funny, you’re basically yellow mustarding us at this point. We just wish you would stop.

Mustanging 

The act of procrastinating, even if it means doing something you usually would not want to do ie. doing housework, feeding pets etc. Named after a popular Hagaren character, Roy mustang for obvious reasons.
Hawkeye: Sir, please stop cleaning the windows and get back to work.
Mustang: I am working! I'm.. MUSTANGING!
Hawkeye: ... You. Work. Now.
Mustanging by Jiah June 16, 2005

Moustaching 

one of the many shaving styles which is applied on the moustache,such as trimming or shaving them in different styles to give different looks.
I think Tino is a good barber, he gives excellent moustaching all you have to do is sit beside a computer laptop and choose the moustache style that you want.

Moustaching needs lots of skills.

For a good moustaching it is recommended to have long moustache.
Moustaching by Joseph-Almzayen January 7, 2008

mustashio 

its like if you have facial hair that is the main part of your personality
awe man I wish I could Grow out my beard like mustashio
mustashio by Kitteh Mutha Fukka December 7, 2016

Mustanging 

Fishtailing uncontrollably is a rear wheel drive car
“Look at that retard mustanging”
Mustanging by EEEEEE47 May 1, 2021

McSmashing 

The act of sexually assaulting the clerk of a fine McDonald's establishment
Eric: Lets go give that bitch a McSmashing

Gerald: Sure, sounds swell to me

(FUCK YOU AARON)
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