The act of giving a male oral pleasure by placing his penis between your upper lip and the bottom of your nose and moving your head side to side.
Male 1: Dude, you know that chick I banged last night? She gave me a sweet mustaching before I finished!
Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!
Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!
by RideMaLightin' November 17, 2011
Get the Mustaching mug.An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.
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A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010
Get the mustachio's special mug.After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010
Get the Dante Mustachio mug.John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009
Get the mustachioed mug.Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.
I was once criticized for having a fu manchu mustache, but now that I found mustachioville everyone there loves me!
by JesAndMel November 18, 2009
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