Muild 

its what you do to a blind beggar on a sunday after breakfast want to know moreor tell me what you think e-mail me [e-mail] thnx

it happened to a blind beggar once on a sunday morning

Muild by Weaver May 7, 2004

Mulderbed 

A substitute for a bed, such as a couch, chair, or patch of floor; this terms originates, of course, with special agent Fox Mulder's distaste for traditional beds.

"Hey, man, I heard your bed was broken. Maybe sleeping with the fat lady from a sideshow was a bad idea, huh?"
"It's okay. I've got a Mulderbed... and my forbidden love."

Mulderbed by J. Severn February 21, 2005

fox mulder 

contrary to what some other guy said here on UD, the great Fox Mulder was nicknamed "spooky".

yep.

" Man: Are you familiar with an agent named Fox Mulder?
Scully: Yes, I am.
Man: How so?
Scully: By reputation. He's an Oxford-educated psychologist, who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped catch Monty Props in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analyst in the violent crimes section... He had a nickname at the academy... Spooky Mulder."

so next time, before you defining shit, make sure you're right, huh? cunt.

fox mulder by OOIOO January 4, 2007

mildrid the middler 

a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business

mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.

(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)

beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head

mildrid the middler by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023

butch mild 

Acts publicly like a butch, but deep inside is like a pile butter

she dresses in men's shirts, has short hair, tells everybody she is gay, is recognized formally as a butch, but once you interact with her, you realize she is really a butch mild

butch mild by butchmild June 21, 2010

mildo 

Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.

Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.

I bought this dildo from internetdildos.com and it broke off in my ass. Stupid fucking mildos.

mildo by JMouseguy November 21, 2011

mild seven 

a famous japanese cigarette brand

that is not so popular in states
however is really popular in many of the asian countries.

in my personal opinion, it is one of the best cigarettes out there.

there are mild seven super lights, lights, original

Oi mate, u might wanna pop that one mild seven out for me cuz i am in serious need of good fags(cigarettes, stalks, smokes)

Dude, u want those mild sevens, not those cheap winstons.

mild seven by jwoolee February 6, 2007