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Mulderbed
A substitute for a bed, such as a couch, chair, or patch of floor; this terms originates, of course, with special agent Fox Mulder's distaste for traditional beds.
fox mulder
" Man: Are you familiar with an agent named Fox Mulder?
Scully: Yes, I am.
Man: How so?
Scully: By reputation. He's an Oxford-educated psychologist, who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped catch Monty Props in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analyst in the violent crimes section... He had a nickname at the academy... Spooky Mulder."
so next time, before you defining shit, make sure you're right, huh? cunt.
Scully: Yes, I am.
Man: How so?
Scully: By reputation. He's an Oxford-educated psychologist, who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped catch Monty Props in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analyst in the violent crimes section... He had a nickname at the academy... Spooky Mulder."
so next time, before you defining shit, make sure you're right, huh? cunt.
fox mulder by OOIOO January 4, 2007
mildrid the middler
mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.
(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)
beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head
(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)
beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head
mildrid the middler by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023
butch mild
she dresses in men's shirts, has short hair, tells everybody she is gay, is recognized formally as a butch, but once you interact with her, you realize she is really a butch mild
butch mild by butchmild June 21, 2010
mildo
Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.
Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
mild seven
a famous japanese cigarette brand
that is not so popular in states
however is really popular in many of the asian countries.
in my personal opinion, it is one of the best cigarettes out there.
there are mild seven super lights, lights, original
that is not so popular in states
however is really popular in many of the asian countries.
in my personal opinion, it is one of the best cigarettes out there.
there are mild seven super lights, lights, original
Oi mate, u might wanna pop that one mild seven out for me cuz i am in serious need of good fags(cigarettes, stalks, smokes)
Dude, u want those mild sevens, not those cheap winstons.
Dude, u want those mild sevens, not those cheap winstons.
mild seven by jwoolee February 6, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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