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Basic, average, pathetic, lame, stupid, boring
Max: I was with this girl the other day and she only wanted to talk about shoes.

Jake: Ugh she's sounds so mild.
by Rad.s April 25, 2017
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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"mother i'd like to date."

a hot mother that is more than just a MILF (mother i'd like to f***).
''dude that woman is a total m.i.l.d.''

"idk man, i think she's just a m.i.l.f."
by Duder1234 March 17, 2010
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Mom I'd Like to Drill. A variation off of the more popular (and now far too commonplace) MILF. Thus, one can use this term and not be worried about said MILD overhearing.
Damn, Markie's mom is fuckin' MILD!
by Hunter January 05, 2005
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when someone places a mint in their mouth, and proceeds to suck a penis. named after the the marlboro cigarette.
that bitch gave me a mild yesterday, and although my dick be mad enflamed and shit, it smells like a professional.
by miguelcrush May 07, 2007
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