Mild

Basic, average, pathetic, lame, stupid, boring

Max: I was with this girl the other day and she only wanted to talk about shoes.

Jake: Ugh she's sounds so mild.

by Rad.s April 25, 2017

Mild

Fat piece of shit.

What the hell is that mild doing there?

by tr0greaver February 18, 2003

Mild

(n.) dad i'd like to mom; in other words you would like to get on him; see dilf/milf for futher explination

Damn, he is a very fine mild!!

by lele November 24, 2004

mild

cool, calm, boring, lame
very unplesant

That girl is mild, she doesn't want to do anything.

by Abbey and Ty January 28, 2008

mild

Mom I'd Like to Drill. A variation off of the more popular (and now far too commonplace) MILF. Thus, one can use this term and not be worried about said MILD overhearing.

Damn, Markie's mom is fuckin' MILD!

by Hunter January 5, 2005

mild

when someone places a mint in their mouth, and proceeds to suck a penis. named after the the marlboro cigarette.

that bitch gave me a mild yesterday, and although my dick be mad enflamed and shit, it smells like a professional.

by miguelcrush May 31, 2007

mild

Short for mildly retarded.

Those chicks are defiantly mild.

by Toxic540 October 10, 2005