mildo 

Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.

Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.

I bought this dildo from internetdildos.com and it broke off in my ass. Stupid fucking mildos.

mildo by JMouseguy November 21, 2011

Mildo 

(adj.) a term used to define a person with a small penis, or a needler dick

I saw Fred naked and he has a mildo penis

Mildo by Bob Jim April 24, 2007

mildo 

Man's dildo, for insertion in the urethra. Generally smaller/thinner than a traditional dildo.

"Have you seen 'Kids in the Sandbox'? That mildo really reamed out that guys jap's eye."

mildo by Horace October 27, 2004

Mildo 

A Man that is a dildo!

Your have a big Mildo up your ass!

Mildo by Nathan Dell January 31, 2007

mildo 

a person called millie but she looks like a dildo

"have you seen mildo she kinda looks like a dildo

mildo by J4llyb4an June 29, 2020

mildo 

1. a dildo made just for men
2. an insult you can use on people

DEFINITION #1:
He's a man so i had to use a mildo instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (idk how else to use this in a sentence)

DEFINITION #2:
Joe: *takes $20 out of Donald's pocket and runs off with it*
Donald: JOE YOU MILDO!!111!!1!111

mildo by starry da great December 21, 2024

mildo madness 

The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.

(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.

Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...

yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.

mildo madness by Balls McLongCock December 31, 2006