Muffintits
Muffintits by theoddsmaker February 17, 2009
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Muffintops
Muffintops by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 11, 2009
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muffin tits • muffintitus • muffin tissue pie • muffin titty • muffinlips • muffitis • Muffiniscus • Muffinism • muffinist • Muffinitis
muffin tits
"Hey, Muffin Tits!"
"Did you just call me 'Muffin Tits'?"
"Yeah, because that's what you are, girl. A Muff 'n' Tits."
"Did you just call me 'Muffin Tits'?"
"Yeah, because that's what you are, girl. A Muff 'n' Tits."
muffin tits by Beau Barber June 21, 2007
muffintastic
muffintastic by lizard6745 September 17, 2009
muffinlips
The throbbing, oversized lips of a STD infected mouth. Usually received from putting your mouth on a muffin dick or a vagina muffin (see my definitions for these). They hurt like a bitch and people won't understand what the fuck you're saying. Muffinlips cannot be cured.
"Hey dude I licked my girls vadge and now my lips hurt" "I can't understand you but fuck I think you have muffinlips."
muffinlips by DirtyDeed November 30, 2011
muffintitus
is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.
muffintitus by jen nishimura May 4, 2008
muffin tits
muffin tits by TAD March 4, 2005
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