Muffiniscus 

1. an addict to muffins
2. a disease from eating too much muffins

1. She is the only muffiniscus in our town.
2. My friend got muffiniscus last week.

Muffiniscus by muffinworld March 7, 2010

Muffinious

A person who is shaped like or looks like a muffin.

"Mrs Lifeld is quite muffinious!" said Mr Luke and Mr Rizvi.

Muffinious by Ashmit February 13, 2019

muffinious

a dickhead with no life

muffinious should die in a hole

muffinious by mikael pervez May 1, 2019

Muffinious

A person who is shaped like a muffin

Ariana Grande is not muffinious

Muffinious by Ashmit February 13, 2019

Muffinious

A fat old lady that annoys everyone and is a waste of space

She is messed

Muffinious can go suck my balls

Muffinious by Ashmit. April 21, 2019

Muffinious

A way to say “bitch”

Ohhhh the son of a muffinious

Muffinious by Ashmit. May 13, 2019

Muffinitus

A disease that is caused by consuming too many muffins, it is now most common among high-schoolers who eat muffins as a quick and easy meal. Once an excessive ammount of muffins has been consumed, dependency eventually becomes the disease Muffinitus. Once Muffinitus is contracted, it is necessary to think of muffins on a regular basis and consume at least 2 per week. If you don't, the following things can and probably will happen.
1. Withdrawl symptoms
2. Hunger
3. Death.

Gibson-"So how about, since I've been eating muffins like every day, I developed Muffinitus. Now I have to get Muffin extract injected through an IV constantly!"
Lorelie"Oh wow, that's bitchin'"

Muffinitus by Brandon Burch, PH.D June 23, 2007