muffinlips

The throbbing, oversized lips of a STD infected mouth. Usually received from putting your mouth on a muffin dick or a vagina muffin (see my definitions for these). They hurt like a bitch and people won't understand what the fuck you're saying. Muffinlips cannot be cured.

"Hey dude I licked my girls vadge and now my lips hurt" "I can't understand you but fuck I think you have muffinlips."

by DirtyDeed November 30, 2011

Muffintops

The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.

Let's have a picnic and eat muffintops guys!

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 11, 2009

[Muffinlicious]

1- Awesome muffins

2- A sexual word

1- Man Minga's muffin's at the muffin sale were muffinlicious!

2- Oh man baby you are so muffinlicious down there.

by Yankel Blueberry January 13, 2009

Muffilisation

Oral sex of the female variety.

Did you get any muffilisation last night?

by Suzanne1984 May 21, 2009

Muffintits

A cute girl (usually smaller) with perfectly proportioned, round, perky breasts.

Did you see what she was wearing today? Trying to hide them perfect little muffintits.

by theoddsmaker February 17, 2009

Muffinism

A small religion, based initially in the Muffin clan of Newgrounds. Worships the almighty Muffin Lord and all of his creations. Learn more at www.churchofmuffinism.tk

Amen

Muffinism believer = Muffinist
Religeous holidays = 23rd March (St. Hubert's Day)

by hyphon March 14, 2004

muffinist

A person who is a rascist, but for muffins.

Daphne: Blueberry muffins make me want to throw up!

Everyone Else: You're such a muffinist. Chill.

by Quuentong May 24, 2016