theoddsmaker's definitions

Muffintits

A cute girl (usually smaller) with perfectly proportioned, round, perky breasts.

Did you see what she was wearing today? Trying to hide them perfect little muffintits.

by theoddsmaker February 17, 2009

Garage Zombie

A person who militantly hunts down or seeks to find yard sales, garage sales, estate sales, auctions, junk sales, thrift stores, etc.

Our trunk is completely full with junk treasures, we were total garage zombies today!

by theoddsmaker February 27, 2009

Brotorboat

v. int. The act of a man pushing one's face in between two ample man-breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Wouldn't you love to see Ryan Seacrest brotorboat Meatloaf?

by theoddsmaker June 17, 2009

Pepperdog

When an opponent is administering multiple, rapid-fire shots, in a fast paced game such as foosball, air hockey, etc.

I lost in the first round because Andy gave me the pepperdog.

by theoddsmaker October 20, 2009