Muffinmold

The moldy excretion that rests between unreachable areas of skin on an obese person.

You know me, I'll fuck anything! However, that fat bitch's muffinmold made me projectile vomit! Needless to say, the bitch will never smell like pine sol.

Muffinmold by Stephanie Ling & Tim MacDonald February 9, 2009

Muffinologist 

One who studies muffins and their behavioural patterns.

Berry's daddy is a muffinologist

Muffinologist by Not Berry2K, no really December 11, 2003

MuffinMilk 

A fashion brand that is planning a takeover of the world, and have every wearing it.

-Yo dude, like wtf is a MuffinMilk?
-It's a new company bro! Check out their site.
-Oh okay cool.

MuffinMilk by MuffinMilk March 30, 2009

Muffinology 

Muffinology is the study and religion of Muffin's and worshiping The Glorious Muffin Man, for he will return and reign down upon us the most delicious flavor of Muffin ever to be revealed. To the Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, Banana Nut, and Cranberry Nut, Baken.

I went to study Muffinology and brought my basket of Muffins with me.

Muffinology by Pope of Muffinology February 24, 2009

muffinroll 

A person who, while playing board games, puts the dice on their mouth and rolls the muffin.

That guy is a total muffinroll, he rolled his muffin when casting a fireball in D&D.

muffinroll by MuffinRoll February 28, 2018

muffinfolds 

The bits of excess lovehandle that bulge over a pair of pants with a tight waistband, thus resembling the edge of a muffin.

My good Lord I need to start losing some weight! Just look at the size of these muffinfolds!

muffinfolds by deadloss September 26, 2010

Muffinology 

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.

Muffinology by Mark September 21, 2004